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Absurd Ditties - Vinyl LP

Absurd Ditties - Vinyl LP

The Toy Dolls

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One of the strongest later Toy Dolls LPs, Absurd Ditties balances absurdist humour with tight songwriting and the kind of choruses that make their records more durable than novelty punk ever should be. There's plenty of whip-smart momentum in 'Ernie Had A Hernia', 'Drooling Banjos' and 'Caught Up The Reeperbahn!', plus the usual detour into classical mischief. A straight LP reissue for anyone who wants the songs front and centre.

SIDE ONE:
1. Absurd-Ditties
2. I'm A Telly Addict
3. Terry Talking
4. Ernie Had A Hernia
5. Toccata In Dm
6. My Wife's A Psychopath!
7. Sod The Neighbours

SIDE TWO:
1. Melancholy Margaret
2. Drooling Banjos
3. Alecs Gone
4. When You're Jimmy Saville
5. Caught Up The Reeperbahn!
6. Dez The Demon Decorator
7. Absurd-Ditties (End Bit)

Artist: The Toy Dolls

Released: 25/09/2025

Edition: Standard

Label: Radiation Reissues Italy

Format: Single LP

Vinyl Colour: Black

Era: 1990s

Genre: Punk

Subgenre: Punk Rock

Cat. No. RRS 277LP

Barcode: 8055515236880

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